Lord Bonkers' Diary: My secretary does not get up to That Sort of Thing

The end of our latest visit to Rutland's most celebrated fictional peer. I must thank him for the confidence he expresses in me here.

My secretary does not get up to That Sort of Thing

I see the Duke of Rutland has had the rozzers crawling over his Estate after one of his employees turned out to be a former Conservative MP with a conviction for caning rent boys.

This shows, I feel, the importance of insisting upon references before offering someone employment. I have every confidence that my own Secretary does not get up to That Sort of Thing.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West 1906-10.

Previously in Lord Bonkers' Diary...

Richard III, Twycross Zoo and Foxton Locks

"Bomb on the Buses"

"My friends just won't leave me alone"

Lamb's friends have a lot to answer for