Lord Bonkers' Diary: I'll be damned if I'll pull out of Europe
Monday, July 25, 2016
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Which means there is nothing else for it: we have to spend some time with the old brute.
Close textual analysis suggests these pages from Lord Bonkers' Diary were written round about the 12th of July.
As they say in Rutland, a fortnight is a long time in politics.
I'll be damned if I am going to pull out of Europe
I write these words on the terrace of the Hotel Splendide, Antibes. The British people, egged on by liars, charlatans and a buffoon in an ill-fitting Donald Trump fright wig, may have voted to pull out of Europe, but I ‘ll be damned if I am going to. Judging by last Tuesday’s Manchester Guardian, which a fellow guest kindly passed on to me yesterday evening, the old country has not yet returned to its senses. In particular, a woman whom I swear I remember as a clerk at one of the Bank of Rutland’s less important branches looks set to be elected leader of the Conservative Party and thus our prime minister.
Meanwhile, the entire shadow cabinet (with the exception of ‘Semtex’ McDonnell and a fellow from Leicester called Ashworth) has resigned, only to find it cannot agree about who should be its unity candidate. The corridors of Westminster ring with their scuffles, curses and brawling, but no winner emerges. I have been known to say harsh things about the Scottish Nationalists, but I am forced to admit that they now appear a beacon of good sense in a naughty world. They are talking of holding a second referendum north of the border, and who can blame them? We are thinking of having one in Rutland ourselves.
Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.
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