Obama Attends Mass
Sunday, July 17, 2016
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Obama Attends Mass
Last Saturday in Washington, DC, an aide to President Barack Obama visited Cardinal Wuerl, Archbishop of Washington. He told the Cardinal that President Obama would be attending Mass the following day, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly mention Obama's presence to the congregation -- and say a few words that would include calling Obama a "saint.”
The Cardinal replied, "No". I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over many of Obama's policies. Obama's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and
now for a donation of $20,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Obama as a saint."
now for a donation of $20,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Obama as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can really use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Obama's aide had promised, Obama appeared for Sunday Mass and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. And as promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Obama was in attendance.
The Cardinal's sermon to the congregation concluded with these final words: "While President Obama’s presence is probably an honor to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of his views are contrary to the tenets of the Church, and he tends to flip-flop on issues whenever it suits his political whims. Barack Obama is a self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a petty nit-wit. Barack Obama is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Barack Obama is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed. He is a narcissist and uses his speaking ability to lie to the American people on a regular basis. He also has a reputation for shirking his obligations, both in Washington and in Illinois. This man should never be trusted."
Then the Cardinal finalized his sermon by saying, "But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Obama is a Saint!
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