Lord Bonkers' Diary: Beware of faragespawn
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
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Next spring, be sure to search your ponds and watercourses for faragespawn and rid them of it. Left undisturbed, it will metamorphose into full-grown farages. These froglike creatures hop about making a thorough nuisance of themselves in pubs and can frequently be heard expressing rude and reactionary opinions.
Why, only the other day one turned up in the European Parliament! It was last seen being chased down the street by a posse of angry Belgians armed with butterfly nets.
Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.
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